8.04.2005

The drug pusher speaks out

I know, I’ve neglected my precious little ones once again. I promise I’ll never do it again! Yeah fuckin right. You try giving drugs to addicts all day. Nothing makes you feel like a model employee like giving a box of needles to someone who obviously isn’t using them for insulin. Or the people who say they got shorted on their controlled drugs every time they pick them up. Good times. I still owe y’all the dating story, I haven’t totally forsaken you. I’ll write it up when I have a bit more zeal in my bones…

6 Comments:

At 2:01 PM, Blogger Andy said...

see what happens you stop posting and you go a week with out a reply. i would feel bad but you brought it upon yourself missy.

 
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At 11:41 AM, Blogger Justin said...

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At 9:55 PM, Blogger D said...

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At 11:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 1:57 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

well kiddo i have to go to sea soon i hope everything works out with whatever and stuff i will see ya when i see ya

huggs and kisses on your pink parts

 

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