I was born a poor black child...

- In one of my labs this week, there was a big bag of internal organs sitting in the sink. I think that says a lot about how I felt about that lab. I wonder how the sack of innards felt about me. I didn’t see a brain, so probably not a whole lot.

- If everyone at school gives up and parks approximately 17.3 miles away from class in the lower parking lots, where did all those cars come from in the upper parking lots?

- For the love of God, can someone explain the phenomenon of those ass ratchets who feel the need to: a)whistle, b)hoot, c)honk, or d)make derogatory comments. What, do you think by doing these things I’m going to rip my shirt off and throw myself on your windshield? That I’ll tackle you and pull your teeny wing-wang out? Do you honestly think I’m going to do anything other than vomit a little? You fucking morons. If you think a girl is cute, go talk to her or shut the fuck up, you douche bags. I swear if one more of you wannabe fucking players gives me a mother fucking “shout out” I’m going to beat the living shit out of you and submit a picture of you to the latest fight fucking AIDS campaign.

- If ibuprofen is an anti-inflammatory, how come my fat lip looks EXACTLY the same after taking 1000mg?

- Last night I disputed the validity of the King James Version of the bible. What the fuck was up with that?

- I have an assignment for all my readers. By all of you, I mean both of you. Think of ideas for me to write my research paper on. The topic was due like a week ago and I have about negative six ideas to write eleven plus pages on. The only parameter is I have to take a stance on the topic. So think minions, think!