Good and Evil matched perfect, it's a great romance...

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my hands are sweaty
kbombshell:
i totally read that really fast
kbombshell:
and hands just automatically became balls

I love my hetero life-mate. I have a cold, so instead of feeling hate for all, I feel mild annoyance and a few warm fuzzies. I tried to call in sick to work today, only to fail miserably. All but one person had called in sick, so I had to choose between completly fucking my coworker (who is incredibly cool and awesome) or hauling my stuffy ass in. I'm becoming such a softie.

Here is something I'm super annoyed about. Went down to Old Town Pizza last tuesday to see the Acoustic Songwriter's Showcase. They weren't doing it anymore, but the ad hadn't been pulled from WW yet. The pizza was great and we had a good time, but I felt just a little bit like an ass.

And HELLO can we all just calm down a bit? We live in Portland Fucking Oregon and everyone just freaks out when it starts raining. By the look of traffic you'd think it was a blizzard in San Diego. Everyone thinks they need to knock it into second gear or go twice as fast. So I spend all morning trapped between semi's on the fuck-freeway. Hey assholes, lets try driving at a normal speed with a little extra caution. Sound like a good idea? Chicken fuckers.