Thanks for this one Jesús

Thanks for tuning in boys and girls. Well boys, both of you. I have no time for you, I admit it. I can admit it when I have a problem. Well, my problem is the one day I’ve had off in three weeks. Jaeger has been my best friend, and you people have given me SHIT! Ahh I’m just fucking with you. I’ve got some good rants for you, involving a lot of racial slurs and other derogatory comments toward minorities. Of course I know what you’re thinking out there, she promises and doesn’t deliver. Well you just wait and watch me deliver motherfuckers! At very least I’ve provided you with entertainment while you wait for me to get my blogger shit together. Fuck you.

The drug pusher speaks out

I know, I’ve neglected my precious little ones once again. I promise I’ll never do it again! Yeah fuckin right. You try giving drugs to addicts all day. Nothing makes you feel like a model employee like giving a box of needles to someone who obviously isn’t using them for insulin. Or the people who say they got shorted on their controlled drugs every time they pick them up. Good times. I still owe y’all the dating story, I haven’t totally forsaken you. I’ll write it up when I have a bit more zeal in my bones…